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Pond Scum Retirement Communities from the $600,000's
Ever wonder what happens to pond scum when it's forced to leave the
pond?
The answer, of course, is that it can't leave the pond. And so it
goes with disgraced former Senate powerhouse Bob Packwood of Oregon.
Packwood, you'll recall, was forced to resign two years ago when public
outrage over his indiscriminate sexual advances toward women transformed
him from simply Another Arrogant Asshole On The Hill into a national
laughingstock. (Excerpts of his strikingly, ludicrously narcissistic diary
were even serialized in The Washington Post.)
What career options remain for a man who, well past retirement age, has
already spent decades in the halls of D.C. power, rising to one of the most
influential positions in government (chair of the Senate Finance
Committee), but who has earned the contempt of virtually every sentient
being in America?
Why, stay in D.C. and make shitloads of money helping the rich, of
course.
Packwood is now comfortably (and lucratively) employed as a lobbyist--one
of over 20,000 or so now retained inside the Beltway. His focus is urging
his former Senate colleagues to champion tax breaks for estate taxes--that
is, relief for the kids of people who die with more than $600,000 in
assets. For the task, he gets paid large sums of money by people who won't
miss it very much but would like to accumulate more, even after they die.
It's really not too different from what he did at Senate Finance.
Packwood, by all accounts, is more than welcome in the offices of his
former Senate-mates, many of whom probably empathize with his fall from
power. After all, it as easily could've been them. And with capital gains
taxes already slashed in the so-called "compromise" balanced budget bill
recently agreed to by our Republican President and the opposing, Republican
Congress, more tax relief for the obscenely wealthy probably has a good
chance of becoming law.
The entire purpose of the D.C. behemoth these days seems to be to find
ways
to make the rich richer at everyone else's expense. That's bad enough. But
when disgraced figures like Packwood or Brock Adams--or even politicians
rejected by their constituents, like Tom Foley--parlay their government
"service" into even more lucrative private careers brokering huge
favors for the wealthy, it's no wonder so many Americans instinctively hate
government.
Without even knowing the details (since corporate media tend to blame
everyone except, well, corporations), almost anyone can sense the arrogance
and contempt with which we're treated. Bob Packwood should be in a jail, or
at least should be paying restitution to the women whose lives he made
miserable over the years. Instead, he's still in Washington, D.C., happily
reinforced in the belief that he can screw anyone he wants.
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