AMERICAN NEWSPEAK.
Hoarded at http://www.scn.org/newspeak Celebrating cutting edge advances in the Doublethink of the 90's Written by Wayne Grytting "Sometimes a Great...

Dirty Business, Dirty Money
A large, militarily powerful country invades its smaller neighbor, brutally massacring a large percentage of the population. The smaller country...
Frank Zucker and Neil Planert, with help from Clara Lathan and JoeSzwaja

Ets Farmer's Almanac
Divine Cow I went to the Seattle Art Museum in December to see the exhibit of Egyptian artifacts. Naturally, what impressed me most were all the...
Sam

Rumblings From Below
On two separate fronts, local grass roots groups that have generated enormous support in recent months are facing the reality that change (let alone...
Geov Parrish

WANTED: Volunteerus Chompus
ETS! is an all-volunteer outfit, and we rely on scads of different people to get this paper out every week. As folks burn out, try something new, or...

You Have The Right To Remain Silent
I happened to be in New York City when the impeachment trial ended with Pres. Molesto's acquittal. There, the trial barely made a blip against the...
Geov Parrish