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Eat These Shorts
It didn't get much media play, but last month the U.S. admitted it
goofed in bombing the pharmaceutical plant in the Sudan last August.
The admission came as the U.S. unfroze bank accounts and assets of Salah
Idris, a Saudi businessman who owned the plant. After first claiming the
plant was a Sudanese government facility, the U.S. backpedaled last August
and acknowledged Idris owned the plant, but accused him of links to
terrorist Osama bin Laden. Idris sued to get his assets back, forcing the
U.S., with no fanfare or announcement, to concede that it had no evidence
of any such link. The steady record of official lies in U.S. military
matters leaves one wondering why the credulous U.S. media gives any weight
at all to what Pentagon and White House spokespeople say when we attack
someone. That's useful to remember, as the same tedious scenario unfolds in
Yugoslavia.--Geov Parrish
In the weeks since the shootings at Littleton, a sort of national mania
has settled in as anxious parents and school administrators try to
guess which alienated student is likely to snap next. This has resulted in
all sorts of egregious behavior, leading to the conclusion that, more often
than not, it really is the adults, not the kids, who are crazy. Teens have
been getting detained, expelled, and even arrested for sins like wearing
trench coats, carrying chemistry books, and having Goth web sites. The
problem is a simple one, and it's been embodied in the War on Youth for
most of the Clintonian '90s: too many adults don't think kids should have
any civil rights at all. In the face of such oppression--and a school
apparatus that often resembles the prison (or job site) of their
future--it's a wonder more teens don't rebel. And given how easily our most
exalted leaders resort to violence and bullying, a teen fantasizing about
killing 'em all has to be considered a fairly normal and healthy (if not
exactly constructive) response. The bit about most people not acting
on their fantasies (adults fantasize about the boss or spouse, too...) is
where the need to respect teens' civil rights comes in. Personally, I think
it's the kids who aren't revolted by the world around them who need
counseling.--G.P.
It is unlikely anyone will question it due to the horrific nature of the
crimes the guy committed, but after last Friday's well-televised standoff
in Shoreline, will there be any review of the order for police snipers
to shoot to kill? Regardless of how heinous the afternoon was, the
death penalty is a rather serious decision to be ordered by whichever cop
happened to be in command at the scene. One wonders if the guy would still
be alive if he hadn't picked a house within line of sight of I-5, prompting
authorities to close the freeway and pressuring them to resolve the
standoff so that traffic could flow again. That might be a new low for our
civilization: executing criminals because they held up traffic.
On the other hand, you have to sympathize with the police over the
mind-boggling stupidity shown by KOMO-TV in airing an interview with the
unlucky woman whose house had been randomly used for the drama. The woman,
in response to a direct question, explained exactly where in the master
bedroom the guns and ammo were kept--helpful advice if the guy holding off
police happened to have the TV on. Duh.
Statistically, then, if you keep a large quantity of guns at your
Seattle-area home, it is now possible that the weaponry won't be used to
protect your family and shoot a burglar, but that it will be used by
some desperado who will break into your home while no one's around, and
then take out three cops while TV copters spend six hours hovering
overhead. Oh, and your house will be essentially destroyed by countless
rounds of bullets and tear gas. Feel safer? --G.P.
It should surprise absolutely nobody that the Mariners are again trying
to bleed the public for more money. But what's been missing from media
coverage of team meetings with officials from the Public Facilities
District, and the resulting public anger, is a sense of which spineless
public officials would have to sign off on any bailout of cost overruns.
The buck stops with the County Council, which oversees the PFD. The PFD
itself is made up largely of baseball-friendly hacks, so the best bet is to
start letting the elected officials of the County Council know--loudly--how
we feel. Still more public money for these greedy bastards, who have
already seen the value of their franchise soar due to the generosity of a
state legislature and governor that couldn't understand "no?" It should be
the political equivalent of a radioactive hot coal, something too dangerous
for any politician to touch. Speak up, or get screwed again.--G.P.
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