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A FORUM FOR ANTI-AUTHORITARIAN POLITICAL OPINION, RESEARCH AND HUMOR

The Top 100 Best-Selling Books of 2000

by ETS! Book Department

100. Harry Fucking Potter and the Ton Ton Macoute 99. Harry Fucking Potter and Mad Cow Disease 98. Harry Fucking Potter and the Office of Professional Accountability 97. Harry Fucking Potter and the Big Caesar Salad 96. Harry Fucking Potter and the Spiders from Mars 95. Harry Fucking Potter Wants to be a Millionaire 94. Harry Fucking Potter and the Colostomy Bag 93. Harry Fucking Potter and the Structural Adjustment Program 92. Harry Fucking Potter and the Joint Strike Fighter 91. Harry Fucking Potter and the New Ford Explorer 90. Harryfuckingpotter.com 89. Harry Fucking Potter and Male Pattern Baldness 88. Harry Fucking Potter and the Inadequate Stream Buffer 87. Harry Fucking Potter Suffocates in a Shipping Container 86. Harry Fucking Potter Washes His Hands of the Whole Affair 85. Harry Fucking Potter Eats an Uncooked Hobbit 84. Harry Fucking Potter Has a C-Section By Mistake 83. Harry Fucking Potter Tells All 82. Harry Fucking Potter and the Hostile Takeover 81. Harry Fucking Potter and the Poetry Slam 80. Harry Fucking Potter and the Cat in the Hat Mud Wrestle at the Temple Mount 79. Harry Fucking Potter and the Used Syringe 78. Harry Fucking Potter's Soft Tissue 77. Harry Fucking Potter Fails to Disperse 76. Harry Fucking Potter and the Initial Public Offering 75. The Illustrated Harry Fucking Potter 74. Harry Fucking Potter Rips the Tag Off a Mattress 73. Harry Fucking Potter and the Falun Gong 72. Why Did Harry Fucking Potter Cross the Road? 71. Harry Fucking Potter Goes 40 in a 25 Zone 70. Harry Fucking Potter and the Draft Environmental Impact Statement 69. Harry Fucking Potter Examines White Male Privilege 68. Harry Fucking Potter and the Pencil-Necked Geeks 67. Harry Fucking Potter is not the Boss of Me 66. Harry Fucking Potter Posts Bail 65. Harry Fucking Potter and the Second Mortgage 64. Harry Fucking Potter and the Multi-level Marketing Plan 63. We Are All Harry Fucking Potter 62. Harry Fucking Potter and the Battle of Hastings 61. Harry Fucking Potter Renounces Transubstantiation 60. Harry Fucking Potter's Dark and Stormy Night 59. The Multicultural Harry Fucking Potter 58. Harry Fucking Potter Sees Dead People 57. Harry Fucking Potter and the Unresolved Childhood Issues 56. Harry Fucking Potter's Lonely Hearts Club Band 55. Harry Fucking Potter and the Intellectual Property Rights 54. I'm OK, You're Harry Fucking Potter 53. Harry Fucking Potter Lets the Answering Machine Pick Up 52. Harry Fucking Potter Issues a Communique from the Lacandon Jungle 51. Harry Fucking Potter Opposes Removal of the Snake River Dams 50. Harry Fucking Potter Has Performed An Illegal Operation 49. Harry Fucking Potter Evades La Migra 48. Harry Fucking Potter Buys a Household Appliance 47. Harry Fucking Potter's Compassionate Conservatism 46. Harry Fucking Potter Invades a Small Country in Africa 45. Whose Harry Fucking Potter? OUR Harry Fucking Potter! 44. Harry Fucking Potter and the Less Than Lethal Weapon 43. Harry Fucking Potter and the Montana Wild Fire 42. Turtles and Teamsters and Harry Fucking Potter 41. Harry Fucking Potter and the Magic Mushroom 40. Harry Fucking Potter and the Second Coming of Christ 39. Harry Fucking Potter and Dr. Hannibal Lecter Eat a Brain for Dinner 38. Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus, and Harry Fucking Potter is from Alpha Centauri III 37. Harry Fucking Potter Obtains Some Necessary Dental Work 36. Harry Fucking Potter Agrees to a Six-Year Contract With a Substantial Signing Bonus (Terms to be Announced Later) 35. Harry Fucking Potter and That Little Chihuahua Thing 34. Harry Fucking Potter and Ronald McDonald Go On a Shooting Spree in A Small Town in Oklahoma 33. The Satanic Harry Fucking Potter Verses 32. Snow Falling On Harry Fucking Potter 31. Harry Fucking Potter for Dummies 30. It's A Harry Fucking Potter Thang (You Wouldn't Understand) 29. Harry Fucking Potter Cleans the Crud Out of the Refrigerator 28. Let Harry Fucking Potter Debate! 27. Harry Fucking Potter Impregnates a Chad 26. Harry Fucking Potter Signs a Union Card 25. Harry Fucking Potter Is Now Assembled in a Publishing Maquilladora in Northeastern Mexico 24. Harry Fucking Potter and the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade Massacre 23. Harry Fucking Potter Does the Watusi 22. ISO SWHFP HWP (NSND) 21. Fear and Loathing In Harry Fucking Potter 20. Harry Fucking Potter and the Self Adhesive Stamp 19. Harry Fucking Potter and the Regrettable Weekend in Reno 18. The Pre-Approved Harry Fucking Potter Platinum Visa Card, With No Annual Fee 17. Harry Fucking Potter Votes for the Monorail. Twice. 16. Harry Fucking Potter Faces the War Crimes Tribunal in the Hague 15. Harry Fucking Potter and the $700 Transmission Repair 14. Harry Fucking Potter and the Organic Labelling Standards 13. Harry Fucking Potter Becomes A Cliche 12. Harry Fucking Potter Hates the New One Dollar Coin 11. Harry Fucking Potter Becomes Addicted to Painkillers 10. Harry Fucking Potter and the Future of Social Security 9. Harry Fucking Potter Goes Back to Cuba 8. Harry Fucking Potter Is Jealous of Dilbert's Merchandising 7. Harry Fucking Potter Gets Six Electoral College Votes 6. Who Do You Think I Am, Harry Fucking Potter? 5. Harry Fucking Potter Has Two Mommies 4. Harry Fucking Potter Is a Survivor 3. Harry Fucking Potter and the Animal Liberation Front Square Off in Front of Dick's Burgers 2. Harry Fucking Potter Defends the Gratuitious Use of Obscenities 1. Meet the Muggles



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