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Eat The Record!
by ETS! Staff
"...so now I clung to the outworn form of comradeship, though the old
comrades called each other traitors."
---Anna Loiuse Strong
From the Strike Kitchen Striking Eat the State!, volunteers,
calling themselves the April 1st Movement, are locked in a tedious
battle with the jackbooted thugs and other volunteers that regularly help
put out ETS!. Since neither the ETS! conglomerate nor the striking
faction have the resources to put out a paper on their own, the two sides
have agreed that the strike paper and the oppressive management paper will
coexist side by side for the duration. The situation is complicated by the
fact that many of the volunteers are unable to reach internal consensus
and have become conflicted and irritable. The otherwise oppressive
management faction itself offers its "ideological support," to the
strikers fundamental "right to revolt," but can't figure out what the
strike is about. "We've tried to understand our own positions." Says one
management hack. "But practically, we can't accept the ideological
rigidity. On the other hand, that's the point. Ideologically, we can never
accede to the oppressive demands of practicality. So we have called for a
strike while we sort it out." The strikers, while thanking management for
their "full support," and layout assistance, vow to continue their
campaign against the "reactionary Clinton appointed ETS! board" until they
achieve a contract no worse than the one they previously rejected.
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