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Weapons of Mass Destruction: A Glossary of Terms
by Steve Yoder
Fifty-two percent and sinking. That's George Bush's latest approval rating
(Reuters/Zogby), and much of the slide is due to Americans' decreasing
confidence that the Administration has a plan in Iraq. So this fall the
President plans a series of major speeches to remind us why it was
necessary to take out Saddam and his weapons of mass destruction. While
he's re-educating us, here's another helpful thing he could do: define some
of the commonly misunderstood technical terms his Administration has used
to discuss Saddam's WMD. The following list might get him started:
After: Earlier or later than a point in time. Example: "After
the [State of the Union] speech, information was learned about the forged
documents. With the advantage of hindsight, it's known now what was not
known by the White House prior to the speech." (Ari Fleischer, July 9,
2003.) Usage note: As the White House later clarified, in October 2002 the
CIA had informed Condoleeza Rice and her deputy that the documents,
purporting to show Iraq purchasing uranium from Niger, were forged. So in
this example, after technically means "three months earlier."
Ally of al Qaeda: Government that opposes US strategic and economic
goals, is militarily weak, and possesses flammable underground resources
that are in our national interest. Example: "We have removed an ally of
al Qaeda. No terrorist network will gain weapons of mass destruction
from the Iraqi regime." (George W. Bush, May 1, 2003.)
Ally of the United States: Government that supports the
Administration's war on fuel efficiency, while harboring and funding al
Qaeda. Example: "Saudi Arabia is a long-standing friend and a long-standing
ally." (Scott McClellan, White House Press Secretary, August 6,
2002.)
Believe: To wish that one had proof. Example: "We believe
[Saddam] has, in fact, reconstituted nuclear weapons." (Dick Cheney, March
16, 2003.)
Burden of proof: Legal and rhetorical concept that applies to those
who oppose the Bush Administration. Example: "I think the burden is
on those people who think he didn't have weapons of mass destruction to
tell the world where they are." (Ari Fleischer, July 9, 2003.)
Civilized nation: Government that supports US strategic and economic
interests. Example: "Our country leads a mighty coalition of civilized
nations, joined in facing a common threat, a real threat to humanity."
(White House press release, April 3, 2003.) Mordant humor warning: Under
the Patriot Act, placing quotation marks around this term is prohibited
when referencing civilized nations, such as Uzbekistan, that are helping to
ensure the safety of the American people through one-party states,
government-controlled media, arbitrary arrest and detention, and torture
and murder of prisoners.
Clear: 1. verb To concur with something the Administration
believes. "But when I gave the when they talked about the speech and when
they looked at the speech, it was cleared" (George W. Bush, July 14,
2003). 2. adverb Prone to switching to passive voice in response to
a series of unpatriotic questions. "I'm going to be very clear, all
right? In the President's speech that sentence was changed, right? And with
the change in that sentence, the speech was cleared " (Condoleeza
Rice, July 11, 2002).
Evidence: Facts in the President's mind. Example: ". . . when the
inspectors first went into Iraq and were denied, finally denied access, a
report came out of the Atomic the IAEA that they were six months away from
developing a weapon. I don't know what more evidence we need."
(George W. Bush, September 7, 2002.) Weasel word bonus tip: This term often
works well with believe. In this example, the IAEA's 1998 report
actually said that before the 1991 Gulf War Iraq was 6 to 24 months away
from developing a nuclear weapon. The President might have protected
against suggestions of misstatement, while conveying the same idea, by
saying, "I believe that we need no more evidence ."
In: Preposition identifying a place in the President's mind.
Example: ". .. did Saddam Hussein have a weapons program? And the answer
is, absolutely. And we gave him a chance to allow the inspectors in,
and he wouldn't let them in." Footnote from the Society of
Distinguished Historians: Of course, Saddam Hussein did allow the
inspectors in (and the President ordered them out before the war),
but here the President intended in to refer to New Zealand.
Intelligence sources: Donald Rumsfeld, Paul Wolfowitz, and Douglas
Feith. Example: "Our intelligence sources tell us that he [Saddam]
has attempted to purchase high-strength aluminum tubes suitable for nuclear
weapons production." (George W. Bush, 2003 State of the Union address.)
Fellow travelers advisory: This term no longer includes senior analysts at
the CIA, State Department, and Energy Department, many of whom
treacherously agreed with a foreign enemy (the IAEA) that the aluminum
tubes were not suitable for nuclear weapons production.
No: 1. adjective Not any. 2. noun Suppression of.
Example: "There was no debate or questions with regard to that line
when it was signed off on." (Dan Bartlett, White House communications
director, July 9, 2003, discussing the uranium reference in the State of
the Union address.)
Weapons of mass destruction: Equipment belonging to the previous
Iraqi government designed for offensive purposes. Example: "We found the
weapons of mass destruction. We found biological laboratories."
(George W. Bush, May 31, 2003.) Human interest footnote: The President was
referring here to trailers that Saddam purchased from a British company to
fill artillery balloons. They may also have had the dual use of filling
balloons for the national holiday celebrating Saddam's birthday. While the
former use does not fall within the parameters of WMD, the latter does
because it is offensive.
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